Kat is sickeningly in love with Skyrim, which of course is an abomination and a blight on all good, decent church-going folk. As I sit here in my assless, boiled greaves, blazed out of my mind on Nirnroot and cupping a Draugr's balls, I can only imagine the kinds of disgusted looks she must get when whispering of her deviant, forbidden love in public.